February 2012
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So I had a threesome the other night.
professorhalfwitts:
romanorgasm:
People who put their own url on somebody else’s art
COULD YOU JUST
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It’s funny because the same day I posted the “reblog if you’re mexican” thing I ended up fucking a Mexican.
January 2012
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weekdaynachos:
i am so sleepy jesus fucking shit
i just realized i’m in love with you
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pityffuck:
the cutest slang for boobs is “sweater puppies”
No it’s “flesh kittens”.
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Gonna wash my hair for the first time in five days.
I’ve been incredibly depressed and unmotivated lately.
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i-never-came:
Dammit guys. I think I love Queens of the Stone Age more than I could ever love a human male.
I think I love Queens more than I could ever love anyone.
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Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, & alcohol.
Cocaine.
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Things people said to me today:
“Why are you so obsessed with semen??”
ALSO:
“Put some fucking pants on.”
iphysianthe:
my mom’s argument against piracy is “well what if you wrote a book and one person bought it and then hundreds of people got to read it for free and you didn’t make any money!”
MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED
LIBRARIES
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Currently convinced that all my friends hate me.
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My mom said she had a dream about Josh Homme where she was talking to him and then when he walked away he tripped down some stairs and fell flat on his face.
HAHAHAHAHA.
I laughed so hard I cried and she was like, “It wasn’t funny! He was bleeding and probably had a concussion!”
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lucybsurveys:
First name: Sadie Age: 17 Sex/Gender: Female Sexual orientation: Straight Religion: Atheism Smoker: Quit 15 days ago Drinker: Alcoholic Drug user: Once in a while
Are you sexually active currently: Not exactly? I haven’t had sex in a month.
In 5 words describe: - Your sex life: Inconsistent. - Your sexual wants: To have some sort of steady sexual relationship. - You sexual...